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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

NAACP calls on Memphis officials to halt operations at xAI’s ‘dirty data center’ - TechCrunch

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What is your first experience having sex with older men?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

17 more Rite Aid stores to close in WA, including 4 Bartell Drugs - The Seattle Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Trump’s 50% steel tariffs are coming for your next fridge and dishwasher - CNN

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Zohran Mamdani’s surprising surge fueled by pocketbook promises, social media savvy - New York Daily News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Aristo Sham of Hong Kong wins the 2025 Van Cliburn Piano Competition - Dallas News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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