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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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share office space ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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